Jokes

Here are some jokes that will make you laugh. Some of these are jokes I know and some were told to me by my fans. If you have a joke, have your mom or dad email it to me with your name and age and I will add it to the collection!

Soooooooooooooo here we go....

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off!

 

Q: What do ducks like to eat?

A: Quackers and milk

(from Lauren age 7)

 

Q: What do you call a pig who does karate?

A: A pork chop

 

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: He felt a little crummy

 

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it

(told to me by Jason age 6)

 

Knock Knock!!

Who's there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Don't cry it's only a joke!

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cows Go

Cows Go who?

No Cows go MOO!!



 

 


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